And we're back. I am Louis Fertel. Now the sole survivor of Keepit, I've successfully

eliminated all of my competition. You will remember last week that Iida Osman, our friend,

host of Keepit was here. She has to attend to personal matters for the next couple of weeks. So she is

gone yet again. I know it seems like she's nagging you the in-sell community, but she's not. I swear

she will be back. But today I have two of just my all-time favorites here, including last week's

co-champion of Keepit, Guy Brannum. Welcome back. Good to be here. Okay, thank you. I'm glad to hear

that because you need to be here. And also my dear friend Solomon Georgio, we're trying to keep

it himself. I'm so thrilled you guys are both here. Welcome to the show. Happy New Year. It's

Akbar in 2013. Okay, well, I'm actually going to start with Akbar right off the top. Solomon and I

last week were at a bar, Akbar, a famous gay bar in LA, and brought it up before. There was a

child next to us of maybe 23 years of age. He was wearing a scarf. He was one of these people.

Okay, so he thought he knew everything. This bastard sits down and he out of nowhere, like a

maniac, like somebody on drugs, says, where are the good Paula Abdul songs and calls her a hack to us?

Yes. Yes. Solomon and I who are, you know, on the Mount Rushmore of Akbar. We like belong on the

board. Freak the fuck out. We start explaining to this child. First of all, Paula Abdul for the longest

time held the record for number one hits on an L with forever your girl. We had to explain to this

child that she made Janet Jackson move as in she's like, she was the animator of Janet Jackson.

It is literally Janet Jackson's pivotal moment in change in her dance moves is Paula Abdul. Yes.

I mean, the way that you love me, I mean, oh, yes. It's like that, that tape as it should

all maybe be referred to was truly nothing but hits in a way that we didn't experience again until

five young ladies were put together by a music producer in London and gave us 20 nothing but hits

over the course of two albums. Like that's, but also I feel like, isn't it a definitive experience

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