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All Star Draft And Wild Hypotheticals With YP

Mickstape

Barstool Sports

Basketball, Sports

4.83.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2018

⏱️ 139 minutes

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Summary

Coley and Tyler do a Mock Draft of the All Star Game since the NBA is refusing to air it live nationally in what would be the most intriguing Draft since the '83 NFL Elway saga. Who was the biggest snub from making the game? Is this the last time Ben Simmons doesn't make the ASG? But before all that,,, what animals are you taking in a fight to save your life? What items would you keep in your basement for a decade with Barry Bonds? The questions that are sweeping America only here on The Tape.

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0:00.0

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0:11.0

So it's picked to, they will defend you, the rest is coming to kill you.

0:16.0

Pretty ominous threat.

0:18.0

Yeah. So it's 50 Hawks. That's all that people saying Eagle yesterday. I was like, that's not a fucking Eagle.

0:25.0

It looks like a gold needle kind of is it? I would say yeah, but you know, I think in this case it could be the one.

0:31.0

Okay. So 50 bird bow maybe. Yeah. You don't want Falcons. Yeah, they choke.

0:38.0

You start playing with the leaf. Both 10 crocodiles, three grizzly bears, seven water buffalo, one white guy.

0:51.0

Got my answer. 15 wolves. It's 10,000, right? 10,000 rats.

1:00.0

And further say the argument will assume they're New York like city like the toughest rats available subway rats. Yeah.

1:06.0

Basically dogs, 1000 dogs. Five silverback gorillas or four lions.

1:16.0

When I first thought I thought it was pretty, pretty simple, pretty straightforward.

1:21.0

I immediately went bears and gorillas. That just seems like get get all the barely boys together.

1:28.0

Sure.

1:29.0

And like each like he get eight total like each individual one of those is going to be impossible for any of these to like kill one on one.

1:36.0

But then like I came in here. YP was very interested with this question.

1:41.0

It's consumed a lot of people's lives on the internet and real life. The past 24 hours. Yeah.

1:47.0

A lot of people are making a good case for the rats. I'm listening.

1:52.0

Just this year quantity. I mean, how can you beat 10,000 rats?

1:57.0

What let's come up with that first? A machine gun. How many how many can you shoot? They quick.

2:02.0

I mean, there's small targets. They're like Ocho Sinka. Like they don't have great straight line speed, but they're side side laterally.

2:08.0

They're hard to stand in front of in line. The sideline you. Yeah, you're not going to put a rat on the rat on a will.

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