This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, these celebrities in the spotlight.

Some of the same celebrities that we had a short while ago.

But in fact, they've done even more stupid things, and that's what we like.

We like things like that.

We absolutely love it.

And so today, fat as a beached whale, Gemma Collins, going to Amy Charles's lipo launch. Yes, surprisingly, Amy Charles is now offering liposuction. It's a non-surgical treatment for the 19-inch weight loss on her waist. Well, Gemma Collins is as fat as she ever was before. She is still enormous. She appears to have lost nothing. These people who claim that they can reduce the inches,

it turns out to be a load of old guff half the time. Gemma Collins claims she's lost about two stone,

and of course she hasn't. She's as fat as she was before.

And she's saying that all they're trying to do.

So she was wearing a couple of outfits.

Unfortunately, she's got about three bottoms going on here.

And you can't cover up the fact that she's still fat.

And so she says, she's going at, Amy Charles, written she's slimmed down on it. The trouble is they made the big mistake, the two numpties of standing next to each other. Gemma, the size of a heffalump, and Amy Childs with that really badly dyed hair. So not looking so great, I'm afraid, but very funny. And then they all went to the launch party. and there was all sorts of NAF people from Essex there.

You know, the people will turn up for the opening of a fridge door or an envelope. And I think Frankie Essex turned up. I don't know what she was doing there. She's not even in the programme anymore, is she? I thought they'd managed to ditch her ages ago. Amy Childs was sampling the snacks. It was a real low-budget thing. Just one table with a few snacks on.

And to be honest with it, it looks like some peanuts and some, they look like maybe fish fingers.

Whatever it was, it was cheap. But she invited her cousin, the very gay one who's got the shop,

who isn't in the program anymore. Frankie Essex, I don't know what she was doing there.

I thought they kicked her out ages and ages ago.

Oh, Harry Derbridge was the one.

God, I thought he disappeared completely.

Dan Osborne, really makes me sick, I'm afraid.

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