Rishish Sunak has apparently been reported to the police by the Alipa party, it says here,

for a joke about Nicola Sturgeon. Let's have a listen to it.

The forces of separatism are in retreat across our country.

Nicholas Sturgeon wanted to go down in the history books as the woman who broke up our country,

but it now looks like she may go down for very different reasons.

Now, I thought that was quite quite funny but also i thought it was quite sort of sorry i should introduce you to alex summons who's here with us alice a

very good morning to you welcome to the brand new uh beautifully appointed independent republic of

it's totally amazing can i be in front of the blue and white you you i mean had a special blue and white makeover for you, obviously. That was so nice.

But I mean, I must admit, the first thing that jumped into my head was the fact that everybody in Scotland never ever wants to talk about this Nicholas Sturgeon police inquiry because they all say, oh, it's a police inquiry. We can't say anything.

But is it your lot that have actually made the complaint then?

Oh yeah, absolutely. When we get the chance, when we get the chance to complain about Russia,

see that, we just take the opportunity. So it's not actually about serving justice then? Well, there's actually a serious point about serving justice. And that is, in Scotland, of course,

the contempt of court rules, they kick in at the time of arrest.

Not at the time of charging in other less efficient legal systems.

Like the one in England?

Yeah, exactly.

So I'm not sure the Prime Minister was fully aware of that.

Yes.

But it should have been, of course.

I mean, he is after all the Prime Minister.

See, anybody, anybody, even Nicola Sturgeon, is entitled to due process.

Not saying that Nicola was particularly hot and due process herself.

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