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Welcome to UnOrthodox, a weekly podcast

from tablet magazine in which we talk about the news of the Jews.

I'm Mark Oppenheimer, and as ever I'm joined by my tablet colleagues, senior writer Leibovis,

Hello hello, hello Leel.

And phoning in the Rockies, deputy editor Stephanie Butnick.

Hi.

Hi.

Later in the show we'll be talking with Storyteller and Radio Jewess Ophira Eisenberg.

And as our guest Gentile of the week,

Humorist and Manor's Maven Henry Alford.

But first, a little news of the Jews.

Two big stories coming out of New York City this week, John Stewart signed off,

handing the reins to the comedy horse over to New Jockey Trevor Noah,

who got off to a rocky start with the Jews back when he was appointed

when they found

some Twitter jokes that some people found offensive but if John Stewart

believes in you so do we did he say comedy horse or comedy hoars horse ho the

latter would have been funny.

But if John Stewart believes in you, so do we.

Trevor, we forgive you. We grant you Jewish absolution if you promise to come on our show.

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