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The Ross Bolen Podcast

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The Ross Bolen Podcast

The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Variety, Comedy, Humor, News, Mentalhealth

4.87.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2019

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

The Ross Bolen Podcast returns for its 229th episode. Hosted by Ross Bolen featuring co-host Jared Borislow. Presented by Bolen Media. (0:00) Introduction + Randomness (8:32) Daryl Morey vs. China (27:15) RBP On College GameDay (35:59) Jared's Phenomenal Story With Hard Evidence (54:18) Listen To This If You're 0-5 In Fantasy Football (1:01:00) Local Houston Mattress Salesman Bets $3.5 Million On Astros (1:08:15) Ross's ACL Festival Experience (1:16:19) Announcements and Conclusion 2 additional and exclusive episodes of RBP each month: Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Leesa: Leesa.com/RBP (Code: RBP) Postmates: Code "RBP" Harry's: Harrys.com/RBP Honey: JoinHoney.com/Ross 888-WRBOLEN
 Twitter: @WRBolen, @RossBolenPod 
Instagram: @WRBolen, @TheRossBolenPodcast
 Snapchat: @WRBolen Recorded and produced by Mike Moody and Grant Davis at Permanent RCRD Studios in Austin, TX. permanentrcrd.com

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0:30.0

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1:20.6

I mean, there's probably a lot of them. I bet you most of the people in Florida at some point have strangled somebody. That's fair. Most states you've got like the one guy, the one strangler. Yeah, we actually call our guy the Florida non strangler. It's the Florida stranglers and there are dozens of them. Yeah, it's actually what they're calling the new curling team dozens. This is a weird day Ross. We're being we're being videotape. I feel like we're in communist China. We're being recorded. Yes, we're being recorded. Today's episode was actually going to be our first ever

1:50.6

live broadcast on twitch.com slash boss Roland, BOSS, ROL, we're still working through the kinks. Lots of troubleshooting. J bone turning it on and off, unplugging and plugging it back.

2:02.3

Running in and rice. Uh huh. Lots of that. But live video soon come. The recorded video. Uh, we are doing right now Jared and I are on camera. There's three cameras pointed at our faces at varying angles and see me. I can see you too. Okay, here's what I look like. And I realize this because Ross.

2:19.4

I got here like 20 minutes before us. Yeah. So I was sitting at this table just looking at myself in this monitor. It's calling me out for being late.

2:25.6

Yeah, you were late. Yeah, I was here on time. So here's what I've noticed. My arms are shockingly skinny. Did you know this the whole time you've known me?

2:33.6

Have you always realized that and you just never said anything like a good friend? No, but let me give you something here. Let me give you something.

2:39.0

Something positive. I have abnormally large arms for my frame, right? So like the skinnier I get, which is apparently not something that's going to stop anytime soon.

2:48.2

The bigger my arms look by comparison and the new city next to me, it just can't be helped. I was born with one very flawless muscle.

2:57.8

Two, I guess. And they're my biceps. They're not my calves Jared. They're not my testicles.

3:03.8

Those are no muscle. Those don't contain muscle fibers pure muscle. Is that what they are pure muscle? Huh? Ask your doctor. Ask your local doctor.

3:11.6

Um, but yeah, I don't feel too bad. Well, what I like look at me look in the monitor now. I look like a Mary Annette like.

3:18.2

We read my arms are so tragically. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun. It's massive. Yeah, it's fun for us. But oh my god. Nobody else can see. They can only hear Dan or just are always as I have bubble lots and arms. That's fair. That's a good.

3:30.8

He has tiny arms. You do have bubble lots and arms. Uh recorded video will likely only be available to do is paying gang members on patreon.com slash Ross Bolin podcast in the beginning.

3:41.2

Even though we didn't reach 3000 patrons beforehand. Um, like I had planned. But fuck it. We'll do a live. I'll make the almost literally this is we're not doing this one life. But soon we will literally do a lot.

3:53.6

You got to spend money to make money. Uh, I'll make the investment will make the money back the good old fashioned way. I'm still deciding I want to handle like the non live element.

4:04.4

I mean the live like we'll be live on twitch.com slash boss role and I think we're going to go patreon only for the recording. We'll see the point is I'm very excited. Very excited. Shook it a little bit. Does it does it change your dynamic right now. Do you feel a little bit more on edge being on camera?

4:19.1

Because I actually do. And I think admitting it though is going to be my first step to help you. I think it will loosen up Jared. You're going to be it's not really. I mean because it's not live when it's live. It's going to be like a whole other thing.

4:30.9

But I feel like today we're good. It's very exciting. That's a huge step forward. I cannot wait for y'all to be able to actually watch how silly shit gets in here on a regular basis. Um, we've always kind of kept the show as close to a live feel as possible.

4:46.0

While recording anyway, just like waiting for this fucking day. You're going to love it. If you're new to the Ross Bowen podcast almost every episode of our shows broken down into segments, which you can find below in the description with with time cues and the idea being that obviously I understand that everyone has busy schedules in 2019 very demanding schedules. Maybe you got school. Maybe you got work. Maybe you got both. You listen when you can listen to your own pace. The segments are very helpful in doing that. You don't have to have listened to a single one of the 228 back logged episodes.

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