All My Friends Are Having Kids

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2024

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Join Father Cooper for a Sunday Session recapping her chaotic Memorial Day weekend. Alex and Matt threw the party of the century that somehow ended up with literal shit in her pool. Then, she reflects on this current stage of her life and how her two friend groups are in very different places - one is all married with kids and the other is single with no kids. Alex discusses what it’s like to be in the middle of both groups and how sometimes she feels both behind and ahead at the same time. Finally, Alex tells a hilarious story about the time she got so lost in high school she somehow ended up in New York City and her parents had to use a landline and Mapquest to route her back home. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	Sunday morning fought this cowlin do do to do to do to do to do to do to
0:05.6	every Sunday's for this day
0:12.0	That was pretty good, right?
0:13.0	Huh, ha ha, ha. Daddy gang, welcome back to another episode of Call Her Daddy.
0:17.0	It is your father. We're here, we're back, we're ready, it's a good fucking Sunday. Let me just tell you a little something okay I am so
0:26.3	God-dam proud of myself I barely did shit, but I'm like this is a day to celebrate
0:31.0	This is a win for all of us if it's a of us. If it's a win for you, we all
0:34.4	fucking celebrate, okay? Because life is too fucking short and it's also too
0:37.5	fucking miserable. And I gotta just say, as a homeowner, a proud, I would say a fairly newly homeowner, I have to just be honest, I threw a kick-ass
0:48.8	fucking party and I usually wouldn't take credit for it because math's usually doing all the goddamn work and I'm just drinking in the corner, you know shaking my tits looking like a hot little bitch.
0:58.5	But today, not today, a week ago, okay, about a week ago, your father showed up and showed out, okay? Oh, there's better.
1:13.0	Okay, gander.
1:15.0	Gander.
1:16.0	Gander.
1:17.0	We gander.
1:19.0	Gander.
1:20.0	Gander.
1:21.0	Gander. Here's the thing. I and I bought this house. I think it was like a year almost two years ago. Wow and it was a big step for us. We bought a house before we got married controversial.
1:42.6	Okay, okay. The people at the fucking church are like sinners you
1:46.8	fucked and you bought a house before you got married you little piece of shit.
1:49.7	Listen to age's own.
1:51.8	Matt went and saw this house and I wasn't able to go with him because I was working,
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