The current putative frontrunner at this point, or at least the people that like the press have knighted as their sort of sensible

moderate who's going to save them from either electoral irrelevance or scary policies, is now

West Streeting, a man. Wesley Streeting, a man whose literal only experience other than just

climbing the greasy pole of the fucking Labor Party is being in charge

of the National Union of Students.

Yeah, he's purely a creature

of student politics,

which is fantastic.

It's exactly what we need.

I think what I think no one ever understood

who's sort of trotted out

that student politics thing

is that student politics

is only ever about,

or at least a great, all the people who are like get big in student politics. What I think is all the people who get big in student politics,

these are the people who are just imitating what the adults are doing, which I think is why West

reading seems like such a haunted doll and so uncanny.

Do you kids want to be like the real Labour Party or do you just want to squabble and waste time? I mean, it's also like student politics during a period of time.

I mean, I'm trying to like, I was sort of tangentially involved in student politics in my final year in a very, very minor role.

And look where you ended up.

Hey, you're talking to the former student vice president of Langside College until that college

went bankrupt and merged with another three.

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