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All Killa No Filla

All Killa No Filla - Episode Thirty Five - David and Catherine Birnie

All Killa No Filla

Kiri Pritchard - McLean

True Crime, Comedy

4.85.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Join comedians Rachel Fairburn and Kiri Pritchard-McLean as they explore a shared passion, serial Killers. Each episode the pair will talk all things murder and macabre and have a right laugh doing it. Episode thirty five concerns a horrible pair, not Rachel and Kiri, but David and Catherine Birnie. There's also chat about Kiri's badass mum and her missing earlobe, erotic fiction and Rachel falls briefly out of love with The Greatest City on Earth.

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0:00.0

Music

0:22.0

Welcome to edition 35 of all Kill and O'Fill a podcast with me Rachel Fairburn and Kiri Pritchand

0:26.4

I'm a Clayne just before we start we'll do our usual disclaimer this isn't here our worship with these podcasts because you have a mutual interesting serial killers and as long as we are doing this podcast it stops us from writing to the

0:36.4

been prison episode 35 yeah special one again from London great city on earth mate it was getting on my tits yesterday really yeah everyone was in a bad mood yesterday

0:48.4

that's not I don't know how you've escaped it so when I'm over on my uncle no assistance I really like a maner yeah absolutely pathetic the way just going about the business

0:58.4

while my uncle was cracking but I got on with it and I don't know today's a new day it's gonna be fine I think you're we're not here long aren't you? no no you're fucking off so basically we've just been insane with gigs over the

1:11.4

past um what's that out to you Rachel's got a plaster on her finger go and tell them the story I put my hand into my make up back and I didn't know that there was an uncapped razor in there and I've sliced more or less sliced at top of my

1:25.4

finger off but I've just gone with life I could braise soldier I'm very braise soldier but I don't know if anyone's ever seen English

1:32.4

listens will know the British Empire and American listeners might know as well we're doing a good bad job but apparently little people hate us in America

1:40.4

because they think the we hair Americans which is not true but you know I was thinking about this the other day of course it's not true and I go but like because you were like the same way of racist but I do not think it is is in isolation we probably make a jib about Americans once every four

1:54.4

episodes yeah but then when you listen to the mall back to back it sounds like it's just a relentless torrent yeah of abuse

2:00.4

we're at the pit out of everyone yeah I'd say so I sell all of America I live there for why do we want why don't we try and raise my to go over

2:08.4

I just want to say it's a shit all for myself we love if I have done that with stuff but the present paper is a used be a sitcom about a leisure center it was all right actually yeah it was anyway Colin who was the cleaner there he used to have loads of

2:23.4

plastic on him and that's all I feel like Colin like this morning I was like oh just let me put my plastic on it's quite a niche reference though is that I did such a lot I'm not sure it can carry some food and we're having to see this podcast as you're getting ready as well

2:35.4

so I'm moisturizing my legs as Rachel straight in her I mean guys what busy lies release isn't it yeah but it's not really it's not really anything important fucking we need to crack on if it's so good yeah okay

2:45.4

so busy we've got time to try I love it right so the Bernies the Bernies oh I think some people will like oh please don't do these because it's horrible it's quite recent and so it's David and Catherine Bernie

2:58.4

they're known as the more house murders or the killer couple that's straight very Aussie that to the point isn't it yeah killer couple and I quite like that and that's the kind of thing that I would want me and my future partner whoever he or she maybe

3:13.4

maybe what a killer couple it's a kind of thing that pushing backs would have been called years ago before all the affairs my ex boyfriend who I mentioned quite a lot on this

3:27.4

he when I when we met he couldn't remember my name and the answer to ask who this the answer one of our mutual friends what my name was before

3:38.6

contacted me in the next day and he had me his phone is killer all the way through our relationship and I said oh well why did you have me in as that and a phone

3:47.4

I'm talking about serial killers that is always then and he said how cuz I thought you were killer I was like oh that's nice isn't it oh that is really nice oh that's quite cute I want to say what is under in my now

3:58.4

it just buffed me friend a Christina anyway the Bernies so your friend Christina I met the other day in London Caroline Caroline I'm so sorry so I was on the phone and I was

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