ddiaau gayi'Maion yn y boss i beth a Hendrau i'r fel yn yswerg.

I can never use the maiden name for my mum one because I have my mother's name as well as my father's so it's just pointless really.

Well, I'm the same though, I so I have my mum's maiden name, I'm a dad's name, but I can use it.

In fact, if I did use both of them, can you imagine what we'd sound like doing this podcast?

Oh my god, the fucking aristocrats.

Christian Fodifair, but it could have pitch up a claim.

It'd be so funny to be like, well, this sounds nice.

They're probably just going to talk about art and culture and then it's been like,

just talking about nonsense and stuff.

Anyways, they take him to the police station.

Well, then he admits his real name when they pull him up on the number plates and he says,

listen, I'm only lying because I'm trying to protect my misses at home.

She doesn't know.

So they're taking to Hamilton Road station in there, they're doing a bit of investigation.

Hamilton Road, that's a bit unfortunate considering they are fucking old.

Don't write in, it's my way of dealing with it.

So they look up what they stole in number plate.

They see that they are stolen from a car that was bought as scrapyard in Coupillard.

They'll look at that jurisdiction and that's actually in Jewsbury nearby.

And this seems like a classic bit of like, well, let's make it their fucking problem, the police.

They phone Jewsbury and they say, listen, the first person in the police station

doesn't arrive till six o'clock in the morning.

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