All I want for Christmas is a way to deal with my wingnut neighbors and relatives
The Professional Left Podcast with Driftglass and Blue Gal
Driftglass and Blue Gal
4.8 • 920 Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2010
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the podcast for December 24th, 2010. |
| 0:03.8 | It's not safe for work. |
| 0:05.4 | Recorded live from Pia Zadora's Santa Prayer Warrior Workshop. |
| 0:08.9 | It's the professional left with Drift Glass and Blue Gal. |
| 0:26.9 | And that is a Santa Claus conquers the Martians. |
| 0:30.0 | I know you want people to just look it up, but that's what that is. |
| 0:36.6 | I grow ever more curmudgeonly as the fake birthday of our Savior approaches. |
| 0:37.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.7 | We're actually recording this on Frank Zappa's birthday, though. |
| 0:41.1 | Yes, we are. |
| 0:42.8 | 70th birthday, big 70th birthday. |
| 0:47.8 | And approaching Mithrasmos, which is essentially what we were celebrating, |
| 0:57.0 | some blend of pagan ritual, Roman ritual, and Christian ritual that had to find a place to hide. Right, and it was just to keep the status quo in power. |
| 1:00.6 | That's what they did. |
| 1:01.8 | All they did, man. |
| 1:03.5 | That's kind of what we're going to talk about tonight after we... |
| 1:06.4 | Oddly perfect segue. |
| 1:08.5 | Yeah, all those robes you see and all those big pointy hats and essentially all the celibate ritual was imported from the Romans. |
| 1:17.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:17.9 | It was all transposed. |
| 1:18.8 | Just to make everybody happy. |
| 1:20.3 | Yeah. |
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