All Hail Arsenal's Vincibles. Pep's (Untimely?) Farewell. Xabi Alonso vs Jozay Mourinho. (MW #38)

Sam's Army

Samuel Army

Sports, Soccer

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🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

PREMIER LEAGUE: Arsenal get over the line in the most Arsenal-y way imaginable. Pep waves goodbye but timing strikes some as odd. Villa does Liverpool a huge favor. Spurs vs West Ham drunken dogfight for the ages goes down to the last day because of course it does.

HALFTIME: What If you are EFL judge, jury and executioner and Southampton (hypothetically) gets caught dead to rights spying on Middlesbrough before a Championship playoff semifinal... what punishment fits the crime?

ROUND THE WORLD: Xabi Alonso and Dear Leader take over at Chelsea and Real Madrid - who lasts longer and is there any way Mourinho's stint ends well? Also, extra spicy MLS minute (and a half)

STOPPAGE TIME: Ivan Toney's Best Bets and GOAWs

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0:00.0	All right, everybody, welcome back.
0:01.6	Sam's Army.
0:02.6	Match week, 38.
0:03.9	We got a lot to talk about this week.
0:05.9	We're going to start with the Premier League, where it was an objectively unbiased, dark, dark day in North London.
0:13.9	Also, Pep's farewell.
0:16.3	And there's still some stuff to play at four in the final match week.
0:19.8	So we'll take a quick look.
0:20.9	Halftime will be a spy gate related weekly what if around the world. We have a return of
0:27.4	dear leader plus MLS extra spicy minute and stoppage time with Ivan Hony's best bets and everybody's
0:34.5	favorite segment go with. Now, time to welcome in this week's panel of beauties
0:38.9	mikey let's let's start with you mike fowler um i'm not going to say congratulations because
0:46.0	i'm not a liar and i wouldn't mean it but uh let give us sort of the rundown of your last
0:51.5	i don't know how many 24 What, what you've been doing?
0:59.7	Not much. What about you? Just frying in the corner in a fetal position for a usual. I've been having fun. Yes, I've been having fun. I feel, um, in a way you'll never. And I just know
1:07.2	that beneath all of the hurt and torment you've given me over the last 10 years of
1:13.9	being my friend, nay, colleague, it was all worth it for this one moment. So you can never
1:21.2	take it away from me. I've won, you've lost. Ha ha, ha, you stink. Well, you know, champs of England is something. It's not
1:32.5	champs of Europe, but, you know, it's not nothing. So I'll give you that. That's true.
1:37.4	You do have another game to play. Tyler Terrence, back for more. Where are you these days?
1:44.7	Are you in Cincinnati slash Loveland?
1:46.9	Are you somewhere else?
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