All Eyes on Me
Hysteria
Hysteria
4.7 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2021
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
This week Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco talk about the latest whiplash with Texas’s abortion ban, Wisconsin breweries helping parents sue schools over anti-mask mandates, CA Assemblywoman Cristina Garcia pioneering women’s rights in the state and the chaos in Idaho politics. Then Kiran Deol and Megan Gailey join to talk about “main character syndrome”, the inauthenticity of trying to be the center of attention and the power of being real. Plus, in a shock to no one The View has a bad point of view and other petty things in In I Feel Petty.
Show Notes
By Attacking Me, Justice Alito Proved My Point By Adam Serwer
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/10/alito-supreme-court-texas-abortion/620339/
Kiran Deol tour dates:
10/27 at Laugh Boston
https://www.seetickets.us/event/Kiran-Deol-800pm/438662
11/7 Dynasty TypewriterÂ
https://www.dynastytypewriter.com/events-calendar?loxi_pathname=%2Fkiran-deol-1346
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and I'm Alyssa Mastraico. We're back in the studio. |
| 0:15.0 | You're back in the studio. I get to see you in the studio. |
| 0:17.6 | Your head is giant and in the studio. |
| 0:19.4 | Shut up, okay? They tried to tell me this. I can't fucking handle how big my head probably is in that studio right now. |
| 0:25.0 | You look great though. You really do look great. I have a short anecdote. |
| 0:30.0 | Do you have a Costco near where you live? Are you a member of Costco? |
| 0:34.0 | I don't have a Costco, but I have like, you know, Walmart and the other big box stores. |
| 0:37.5 | Okay, I went to Costco yesterday for the first time in like 10 years. |
| 0:41.0 | You buying baby diapers? Yeah, I got a membership because I was like, well, it's like a third of the price is everywhere else. |
| 0:47.2 | It is a fucking Mad Max 3 situation. I was not prepared for how aggressive everything is in there. |
| 0:57.0 | Did you have like the palette pusher? |
| 0:59.0 | No. |
| 1:00.0 | Do you know what I mean? Like the super big, um, this is like the super big shopping cart. No but there were a lot of people who were older and |
| 1:07.3 | more frailer than you would think pushing those things around like they were bulldozers. |
| 1:12.3 | It was really a trip. Anyway I can't |
| 1:15.4 | wait to go back. It's sad though because I think you missed out on the part of the |
| 1:18.5 | Costco experience where there used to be a lot of free samples. I know that makes me sad. Well hopefully they'll come back at some |
| 1:24.4 | point I don't know. We'll see. This week we're joined by Megan Galey and Kirondial to tackle the following |
| 1:30.5 | questions. What's going on with the Texas abortion law? |
| 1:33.8 | What's the cure for main character syndrome? Do we even need a cure? And what host of the view |
| 1:39.5 | has gotten on Alyssa's bad side? All this and more right now. |
| 1:45.0 | Okay, we have some sort of loose-endy updates for news today. |
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