All Emergency Services Suspended; Crime Still Illegal

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

The gang says goodbye to Matt Hancock MP, the fabulous app where we all met for the first time. Also, a real use for NFT's finally discovered. Mostly, though, we face up to a grim reality: the society of universal services that defined the postwar period has now fundamentally broken. Predictably, the worst people in the country are all scratching their heads and asking how it happened. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	Hello, everyone and welcome to this.
0:16.6	I'm just doing the math in my...
0:18.0	It's the free one.
0:19.4	The first time that's been helpful.
0:20.9	Thank you.
0:21.3	Yeah, no problem.
0:22.2	Yeah.
0:22.6	Should do the thing that we started doing on Kill James Bond, where I say it's the first
0:27.3	episode of 2023 every time, because I lose track and think it is.
0:31.6	So it's the first episode of Trash Future of 2020.
0:35.0	I assume.
0:35.4	Because you get hit on the head with that big brick at the end of every kill James Bond.
0:38.6	Yeah, I don't know why they do that.
0:40.6	It feels rude to me.
0:42.4	The key is, you know, it must be for a good reason.
0:44.0	They do remind you why they do that.
0:45.5	Then they hit you on the head with that big brick.
0:47.1	Yeah.
0:47.5	Ah, yeah, of course.
0:48.5	Now, listen here, Bond.
0:50.9	It's called a brick. You're going to... Oh, wait. No, that's a different QMe.
0:55.0	You see?
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