Uh, counselor, there's a raccoon stuck in the vending machine.

That's so annoying. I wanted a snack.

Welcome to Trailmix. Our many episodes from Camp Counselors podcast.

Each week the stories come from you,

our Camp Shady Birch Campers.

We want to hear your juicy gossip.

Top secret confessions.

Embarrassing and scary stories.

And sprinkle in our sage counselor advice. Trail mix is for the campers.

And God do we love you?

Hey happy campers!

Welcome back to Trail Mix.

This is our mini episode where we read listener submitted inquiries.

Oh yeah, stories, scriptures, little antidotes.

I feel like my mic is sinking like the Titanic. That's kind of like how the day has been going like just not well bitch. Yeah, we had to do a couple of repeats.

Well, it's Monday.

Mondays are not easy.

As the great American poet Hannah Montana once said,

you wake up, it's raining, and it's Monday.

Looks like one of those rough days.

Yeah, well, what's been happening?

Why are you having a little bit of a struggle today,

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