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All Dicks Are Webbed

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.83.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2019

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

Despite walking on stage sick as a dog, audience adoration miraculously heals Dan in real time. Francophile Jeff can’t help but dissolve into a sentimental jelly thinking about Notre-dame, and Spencer continues to amaze with hitherto unprecedented levels of enthusiasm. Featuring Dan Harmon, Jeff Bryan Davis and Spencer Crittenden. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello, look at this green suit. That's fantastic. What's your name, sir? James in the green

0:14.2

suit. I love it. You win the gu-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. A gu-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

0:19.4

It was super-filling, sir. All right. You're the Joker.

0:22.3

Hello, in an all. I'm a cop, Trevor Jeff Davis. Harmon Town is now in session.

0:34.3

It's good to be back. It feels like it's been a long, long time. Let's bring on our game

0:43.3

master because I love him and adore him. Let's bring on Spencer Crittin' then.

0:54.8

What up, Spencer? Oh, yeah. How you feeling, man? I'm feeling couched. I got a couch. Yeah. You've

1:03.3

updated from, uh, from chair to couch now. Oh, yeah. All right. I need for my hip. I'm 62.

1:12.9

Are you doing your hip hurt, you? Oh, yeah. I'm dying. All right, we all. Yeah. Speak and die.

1:19.8

Let's bring on the mayor of Harmon Town. Mr. Dan Herman!

1:22.3

Yeah!

1:32.5

Yeah, rapid, rapid to the beat. Rapid, rapid, rapid, rapid, kidney beat. Fuck.

1:43.1

Dan, you sound like you might be a little under the weather.

1:45.7

Uh, yeah, I get sick like once every two years. I guess this is it.

1:55.9

To date up a couple to too many days and just caught something, I guess. Don't use this microphone.

2:05.5

I might be playing it up a little bit. You know, you can do that. You sound like a hallsman

2:10.7

the liftoff commercial from the 90s. You know, like you can't. I think it could penetrate this

2:14.5

dubby those. If you're 100% healthy, you can't fake like sounding sick, but if you're like 5% sick,

2:22.2

you could crank it up to like 70% easy. You just have to like, it's actually a matter of just not

2:29.4

doing anything. You just like, just don't, you just don't, you just do less than you sound real sick.

2:35.5

Is it the kind of sickness that you can enjoy? Because you have like tomato soup on a grilled

2:39.0

cheese sandwich and some hot cocoa and you watch TV or is it a bummer? It's kind of, look,

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