Morning missionaries. I say this because I'm in Salt Lake City. Oh my God. Why would I know that?

I told me. I did. I'll tell you why I said missionaries. When I landed last night at the airport,

after hours of delays, Delta, I'm mad at you.

I'm coming out to like ground transportation.

There's a family of like 20 white people with signs, posters, and flags welcoming back missionary Ethan from some African nation.

I saw the flag.

Couldn't make out the country.

Like, oh, I'm in the land of the missionaries.

They still do that. Yes. It was a wonderful moment to re-up the soundtrack to the Book of Mormon, which is perfect. I didn't know where you were going. I thought you meant missionary sex position, but then you corrected it in Utah. All right. Good morning. Good morning. When have y'all ever heard me discuss the sex position on a mic? Well, that's why we looked at you like, oh. Anywho. Sam is feeling a type of way today. Wow. Wow. Anywho, I am a member of the Church of Latter Day ain't. My name is Samers. Oh, you had that ready. Wow. You had that. Okay, you had that ready.

Wow.

Okay, you did that whole introduction just so you could say that.

And that's called showbiz, baby.

Wow.

Bravo.

I am Lilith, aka Saeed Jones.

I was like,

what's the most sinful archetype I could think of?

And I am a secret life

of a Mormon wife,

literally.

Zach Stafford.

Thank you very much.

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