Then I look down on my little robot says, see ya.

Anyway, good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to, to um what is this i don't know

but i'm going to press play so this is going in the background ah memories oh matter we're getting

matter over here i guess people who are listening right now have no idea what i'm talking about but

good afternoon morning evening or night

Ladies and gentlemen this is all alone and sad and cold

Episode one the new JAR Media

Expanded Universe franchise series of podcasts.

Um, this wasn't planned to do solo, as, just like in the video that's being projected onto the wall for you right now, that audio listeners cannot see, but I'm describing, can see is the case, I'm alone.

No Jim. No Jim. And he's a he's a loyal soldier

normally so unfortunately it's normally got to be something pretty serious to make him not here and it's nothing too serious serious

But he's got some kind of stomach thing that is just making the last three or four days kind of a continuous misery for him,

so hopefully that clears up in the next few days and won't continue to be a problem,

but send your best wishes to him and his poor tummy.

Before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out the patrons over the Jail Media Patreon that make all sorts of things possible, including the audio versions of the show.

But that's not all if you're a debby-tier or above, you get your crazy, wacky, insane Patreon names read out in the first or second week of each month.

So get that in.

Before the new month, oh my god another month

is already nearly passed and here we are another app and uh yep there's more i guess on the

patreon too there's the gel media patron group chat where all sorts of crazy conversations i had

and i'll pop in there every week to ask or get more relevant

suggestions for episodes and things we might be talking about, things that might slip the mind

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