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Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2021

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Pucker up because this episode is a 10! Tom and Julie do what they do best - watching your clips and making you laugh. The world's premiere ice cream taste tester. The animatronic uncle that didn't make the cut at Showbiz Pizza. Georgia's second tallest chicken. A sneezing trombonist. Plus an in-depth recap of the 2021 Terlingua International Chili Cookoff. And the movie Alien, Brett's birthday, Herman's Hermits Head, Stand By Your Wicker Man, the size of Tom's craw, wet clothing contests, Curtis Sliwa, I'm Not a Witch, Jay Leno and J Lo, and more. PURCHASE THE TERLINGUA LIVESTREAM HERE: https://vimeo.com/ondemand/doublethreatterlingua LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus DOUBLE THREAT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat SEND SUBMISSIONS TO: [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT: https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello forever dog listeners, my Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy
0:04.8	docu-pod Beyond With My Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that our
0:10.7	latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via
0:18.2	supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was
0:23.9	a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely considered to be my
0:29.5	guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will Hypnosis cure my
0:35.8	Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with
0:42.0	me and my producer over fairies? Well sweet, you're gonna have to listen to find out. So spirit
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0:56.0	I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach Nirvana
1:01.0	while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.
1:26.1	T-H-R-E-A-T, double-clay, double-clay, double-clay, double-clay, double-clay, double-clay, double-clay,
1:40.3	double-clay, wind, town, shining, and truly clouds.
1:49.8	So I watched alien and aliens, and then I was telling Brett, who was birthday we missed?
1:59.6	That's what I was gonna ask on this too. I noticed Brett had put a thing up about some
2:03.9	birthday nachos. But guess what, but here's the thing, guess what? What?
2:07.8	Because I said, I logged on it like a second before you did, and I said, Brett, is it your birthday?
2:12.5	He said no, and then guess when his birthday was, you'll never believe it.
2:17.9	Saturday. Yeah, it was Saturday. It was on Saturday, yeah.
2:22.1	So when he was, so when he was traipsing around Terlingua, Terlingua, it was his own birthday,
2:32.1	and he didn't, he said he forgot. This is a true story. I know it's like almost a trope of
2:37.3	people pretending to forget their birthday. It literally, with everything going on,
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