It is Wednesday, the 10th of March 2021, and it is time, donkeys.

Hello everyone, my name is Luke Thomas, I am from CBS Sports, I am joined by the gentleman, the pale faced,

Covec Claw, to the right of the screen, to the left of me, he's Lithuanian, he's into conspiracy theories,

he has diarrhea every day, every day, it's my gamble.

I'm Brian Campbell also from CBS Sports.

Hi Luke, I'm unshawored, largely uncultured, but ready to rock and roll just the same, with all the finest J MMA hot takes that you need in your life.

Look, you've sound very like community college professor today, you know?

That's a sad kind of professor, isn't it?

I think you're a little too close to the camera, you've got this mixture of sadness and arrogance that I don't know where the middle line is on that, you know, it's kind of interesting.

The camera is as close as it's ever been, I didn't change that.

Can we just get right to it where you can continue to make fun of me, where yesterday on the set of our yet to be announced showtime program that we were filming, that I may have had a seizure, my brain just stopped working.

So Brian, we need you to say cat in the hat, okay?

Okay, cat in the hat.

Ready, roll.

The dog in the barn?

BC, what the fuck is wrong with you bro?

It was that for 20 minutes.

Well look, we laughed, we had a good, you know, let's move on, let's move on.

Maybe one day in a documentary that footage will resurface, hopefully not.

I'm told it will resurface, I can't wait.

But until then we actually have stuff.

We do want to move ahead, but we still have some leftovers from UFC 259, including about Al Jamein Sterling, but there is also, of course, the look ahead.

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