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Welcome back to another episode of Playing Brion Cut,

brought to you by the most phenomenal, the most delicious, the most juiciest, the most tender drink in the world high noon.

Honestly, I want to crack one right now. You know why? Because I fucking deserve one. And you know why? Because I'm i'm stressed out guys i am crashing the fuck out today and not because of why you might think all of this internet beef all

this internet drama i don't give a fuck i just want you guys to be very clear that i know that

none of this shit matters like people are literally dying but all anyone fucking cares about is this internet drama. So of course, I'm going to talk about it because I feed the people. I give the people what they want. If no one else is going to fucking talk, someone's going to do it. I'm going to fucking do it. Okay? Let me crack this high noon. So I've recorded this episode already. I recorded this episode on when the fuck did I get back from Coachella. I have my Coachella blanket here right now. I recorded this episode on when the fuck did I get back from Coachella? I have my

Coachella blanket here right now. I record this episode on, I go back from Coachella on Monday, on Tuesday.

Right now is Thursday. In the time that I recorded the first episode that I was going to release maybe

early, thank God I didn't because more shit dropped. Alex Cooper made a TikTok about me. I got thrown into the mix and here we are. So I have more

to talk about on that. This episode isn't going to be all about that. Unfortunately, it's kind of the

least of my fucking worries right now. But like I was saying, I'm crashing the fuck out right now.

Because I have, let me see one

two three four one dos three quattro i have four days to move out of my new york city apartment

that is it's a landfill it is a landfill it is amine. It looks like a bomb went off in it. Okay. I have suitcases that are still packed from trips that I went on months ago because I go on a trip. I come home. I go on another one. I do this. I go there. I'm everywhere. I haven't given myself a second to breathe. And you know what? You know his fault that is mine every problem that i have every

the root of it lies right here briana okay so i'm very fucking stressed about that i have four days to find

a new apartment to move out to figure that all out but hey guess what where i'm going in the morning

arizona because i have to go to a work obligation in arizona then what do i do when i come back

i have to pack for Vegas because I'm going to

the barstool spring house that I initially said no to because I have prior commitments and I have to

move. But do you know how easy it is to get Brianna to say yes to something? Just ask twice.

And I'll fucking say yes. I know these are first world problems, but they're my problems.

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