I've been framed.

Oh.

I actually think this is one of the worst things to happen to me.

On the weekend, I was on a dog walk with my sister, my sister's two dogs, my dad, my baby.

Someone accused us.

I don't know why I can't enjoy where our story is going where I'm just desperate to try and guess where it's going. Like, I should just sit and enjoy this. I intentionally did not tell you guys this story on the weekend, despite being desperate to because I was like, save it for the podcast. We were walking down the road. A man stopped in his car and accused me, I had Claire's husky on the leash, accused me of letting Mia the dog poo and not pick it up. And I said, that hasn't happened. That's a terrible thing to be accused of. Yeah, what's his deal? And I will say, I know this is getting graphic for everyone's Thursday morning. No, please. Pooh chat, yay. Dog poo chat, Zara's favourite. The way Mia whee's is a crouching position that looks like she might be doing a poo.

Okay.

So I think she had done a wee.

I have had this man go back to his house, take a surveillance screenshot of my dad,

Sadie in the pram, me and Mia, and post it to a community. No. Oh my goodness. Are you real? So if you, I'm not going to reveal what my sister lives, but if you're in a community group where it looks like me in a cap with a pram and a hockey. It is. It is her. That is me. And let me defend my honour. That dog did not poo. And I would always pick it up. I had dog bags with me. Why the fuck wouldn't I? Can I be honest? My worst nightmare ending up on a community Facebook page. Terrible. I cannot believe you've landed in all of our worst nightmares. And do you know how it happened? And look how strong you're being. So strong. I was rattled. Claire's husband, Steve, called up and said, is that Michelle and Paul in the community Facebook page? What's how you're saying? I'm so embarrassed for you right now. I can't look. I can't look. I just, I think people will want me to ask the question just to be for this, you know? Oh, Zara. We know. Are we sure? I am a thousand percent positive.

Okay.

Your honour, if I may. Yeah, because I'm like, someone's got to interrogator. This is disgusting. I'm so sorry, I know you hate toilet chat. No, if that's where we're going to take it, I believe you. No, no, the length of time it would take for that husky to do her business. Yeah. Are we? You know how dogs mark their territory?

It was like every 10 metres she was doing a little piss.

No.

I can swear on my own life, my father's life, my daughter's life. That dog did nothing but we on those gardens. That man has seen a stance and he has run with it and gone, that dog pooed. I'm going to shame them. So, no, if you see me in that community

group group, I tell you what, this community group post now may go viral with people actually

defending Your Honour. We didn't do anything wrong and I need people to know. We shan't make

assumptions in this life. We shan't. Take me off the group. I wonder, I wonder if you could sue for defamation in these kinds of things.

Like surely community Facebook groups have been the centre of defamation proceedings.

Well, I actually think my dad is more identifiable in the photo than I am.

I'm very like incognito.

I think they also thought I did it on the slide because I look like I look like I've gone undercover, cap, coat.

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