Alistair Green - The Marquis of Take It Or Leave It

The Moon Under Water

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Food, Comedy, Arts, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 675 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Where does one even begin when trying to describe this weeks guest? Legend? Sure. Genius? Of course. Avid Pintsman? You bet. But who could it be? Well, anyone would recognise his bebeanied silhouette as it makes its way towards The Moon Under Water. It’s comedian, actor and the man who definitely didn’t make the vaccine all on his own… it’s only bloody Alistair Green!

Alistair is a serious alehouse expert and will give every tavern a chance. Whether it has a flat roof or a thatched roof he’s not one to judge a pub by its cover. And as perfectly reflected by his drinks choices he most certainly isn’t a fussy drinker.

Strap yourself in, this is going to be one for the history books.

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0:00.0	Make me a pub from the eye of your mind.
0:11.0	Forge me a pub from brass and from oak.
0:16.0	Mold me a pub from your deepest desire, and call itrenched moon underwater with light blasting through the windows.
1:04.1	And we've got a number of different stained glass arrangements in most of the window.
1:11.5	So really, this light is throwing so many different colours across the bar.
1:16.8	There's greens, blues, reds.
1:20.5	You know them.
1:21.8	It's the spectrum.
1:23.5	And I don't know if you've noticed this Robin,
1:26.5	the lovely Robin joining me here as usual.
1:28.6	Yeah, go on.
1:29.6	But you know heat haze on a road?
1:32.8	Oh, yes, like a mirage.
1:34.9	Like a mirage.
1:35.8	Have you noticed that there's just a heat haze on absolutely everything inside the moon underwater?
1:41.4	But there's no heat.
1:42.8	That's interesting, yes.
1:46.7	And also you only see heat haze from a distance,
1:51.3	but we're seeing it much closer, because the moon under water brings distance closer.
1:56.2	Yeah, and if you hold your hand out, it sort of becomes a part of the heat haze and just begins to shimmer, shimmer, shimmer.
1:57.8	Yeah, shimmer, shimmer, shimmer.
1:59.0	Yeah, shimmer, shimmer, shimmer.
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