And I gotta say, I don't understand why this isn't seen. It's a more valuable opportunity.

You mean as an underling?

Well, as anybody, you know, let's say somebody blacks out and they come to you, you're

not a belligerent drunk, so you have a faint idea of what happened the night prior.

When a blackout asks you what happened, the world is yours.

Welcome a board permission to come aboard granted. It's another below deck podcast.

I am Dylan Ran. I'm settled up next to one Patrick Hickey. Great to be here.

So exciting info info. Oh about Captain Lee. No, can we not

sully the podcast by talking about Captain Lee within the first minute?

Okay. I'm here to have a good time. Me too. I don't talk about that guy. That's serial ass eater.

No, good announcements or exciting announcements. We always have so many public service announcements.

I get confused. We have a Haley interview coming. We had a lovely interview with Haley. That was so

fun. Love her. Love you, boo. And we also have a Patreon where there are ad free episodes. One of

those nights, a couple ads. Chill out. If you don't want the Chumash, if you don't want the Pechanga's,

if you don't want the, I don't know, iPhone, cell phone games, any of those ads go to patreon.com

session of the podcast network and more Patrick. Yeah. And if you were watching the

bachelor, never watched it, had given away, given up on watching it, Dylan, I make it pretty

goddamn entertaining. And it's another 45 minutes out of your week that you can have us in your

ears and block the world out. All those horrible things that are happening in the world, the

fucking, you know, China's trying to kill us with that fucking balloon and all that stuff.

You don't have to worry about that. You come here. We make you forget about it. We make you

forget about it. Why are you saying it like that? I'm trying to sound earnest.

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