Alison's Shower Superstition, Jordan's Bread Bomb, Carlye's Kim K Meeting

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2020

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Theme Park journalist Carlye Wisel joins us for the first time and she wants to know why, if Jordan Morris is only eating two slices of bread a week, he isn't choosing what she dubs "event bread." It's a good question but the heart wants what it wants and Jordan wants Dave's Killer Bread. Fuck you, Ezekial. Alison is off her game for the second week straight. Could it be because she ran afoul of her shower superstition? Also, which is better, Disneyland or Disneyworld? And what was the last thing we all did before lockdown? Plus Caryle saw Kim Kardashian up close and it wasn't what we expected.

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0:00.0	And now live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the plague week 32 of the
0:08.3	Allison Rosen is your new best friend show tonight.
0:11.3	Allison welcomes her guests.
0:13.2	She's a writer, author and theme park reporter.
0:16.0	It's Carly Waisel and he's a writer, comedian who would love it if you'd stop yelling your
0:21.5	strong regional pizza, opinions at him.
0:24.0	It's Jordan Morris.
0:26.0	Pones on is here pissing off the Instagram gods and watching his algorithms get crushed.
0:30.9	I'm your husband Daniel, saying hop on board, love bus say hello to your best friend.
0:34.2	Allison Rosen.
0:55.4	Hello my little muffled at a sandwiches.
1:02.3	It's me Allison.
1:03.3	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your best friend that particular
1:07.9	carb, which also has a lot of meat and some olives in it was sent in on patreon.
1:13.6	Patreon by Maureen Bose-Duman.
1:17.3	I've never had this kind of sandwich, but I feel like I've had all the components of
1:21.2	it separately.
1:22.2	So if you think about it, they've united in my tummy and I say tummy because I have children
1:29.2	and you don't want them to use bad language like stomach.
1:34.3	That's exactly.
1:36.3	That's exactly in this house.
1:38.3	That's tummy.
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