Alison's Sex Work, Wendy's Chocolate Fountain, Jordan's Sock Reveal

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2023

⏱️ 99 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Jordan Morris and Wendy Molyneux are here! Daniel has an observation about pants length and I say something that bothers Wendy even more intensely than my passion for fancy shuffling! Plus a discussion of The Noid, Smurfs, Grimace, chocolate fountains, dog reproduction and a few get-rich quick schemes I'm considering.

Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen

This episode is brought to you by:

BETTER HELP: http://BetterHelp.com/BESTFRIEND (use code BESTFRIEND for 10% off), Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend is sponsored by Better Help

MASTERCLASS: http://masterclass.com/bestfriend for 15% off Masterclass

Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd

You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	And now live from the fuck cut in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen is your
0:07.2	new best friend show.
0:08.2	Tonight, Allison, welcome to Guess.
0:10.4	He's a writer and podcaster and proud, some say too proud.
0:13.2	Owner of an actual bed frame is Jordan Morris.
0:16.4	And she's a writer and producer whose new book about manhood in America is titled Real
0:20.2	Men Cut Their Dicks Off with a Chainsaw.
0:22.2	It's Wendy Mollinot.
0:23.2	Tom Zon is here to get Justice for Chicago by pooping on Dave Matthewshead.
0:28.0	I'm a husband Daniel, saying I'm part of the love button, say hello to your new best friend,
0:31.7	Allison Rosen!
0:32.7	Allison Rosen!
0:33.7	Allison Rosen.
0:34.7	Allison Rosen.
0:35.7	Allison Rosen.
0:36.7	Allison Rosen.
0:37.7	Allison Rosen.
0:55.9	Hello, my little fruit roll ups with ice cream.
0:58.7	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen, as your new best friend, that particular
1:03.0	carbohydrates.
1:04.0	Why am I pausing now?
1:06.9	Well, this is now the second week that I've been confused about where I pause.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Alison Rosen, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Alison Rosen and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.