Alison's Search for Meaning, David's New 'Do, Renee's Attempted Murder

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2020

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Alison violated a sacred marital code which she never agreed with anyway. David is here and he's sporting a new short hairdo. But lest you think he's a short hair newbie, you're mistaken. Renee doesn't know how long her arms are which really worked out for the spider on the wall. Tony's brought some Motion City Soundtrack beer for #SnackChat and Daniel, unrelated, has given up.

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0:00.0	And now live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's Thursday on the
0:05.5	Alston Rose and his new best friend show. Tonight, Alston welcomes a guest. He's a
0:09.7	comedian you can find standing around the slot machine giggling. It's David
0:14.1	Huntsberger and she's a comedian and woman of the wilderness who looks fear
0:18.8	dead in the eyes and says, I'm gonna climb it. It's Renee Culver.
0:24.0	Tone Zone is here to show off his perfectly groomed nose hairs. I'm her husband
0:28.0	Daniel St. Hopper and board the love bus. Say hello to your new best friend, Alston Rose.
0:32.0	Alston Rose.
0:34.0	Alston Rose and his new best friend, Alston.
0:39.0	Alston, Alston Rose and his new best friend, Alston Rose.
0:46.0	Alston Rose and his new best friend, Alston Rose.
0:54.0	Terminator.
0:56.0	Just see bugs and just smash them.
1:00.0	I get the scooots of the, oh that was a violent scooots.
1:06.0	Sorry. No it's okay.
1:08.0	Hello. No you know what? I got to explain what just happened and then then we
1:11.0	addressed them and called them a car. So there was a very like translucent looking
1:16.0	friendly little spider. I didn't enjoy his presence. There was a little spider on the wall of the pod cabin.
1:22.0	I didn't enjoy his presence because he's not the first instance and I'm not going to get into the
1:26.0	termites. He's not the first insect. I've spotted in here. I had, it had been a few days and I had
1:32.0	to record an ad earlier and I came in and I'm like, what's that thing attached to the wall over there?
1:36.0	And then I saw what I think is a tiny little worm over there or it could be a leaf.
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