Alison's Scary Voicemail, Jenna's Boise Adventure, Someone Fawted :(

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2015

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Jenna Kim Jones is back with less luggage and more baby. Plus Greg's wearing a hat and casting aspersions on Alison's "scary" outgoing voicemail. And Daniel Quantz, Allan Moss and Jeff Fox are here to talk about anglicizing names, backpacks, transcendent massages and fawting. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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0:00.0	And now live from Dining Room Studios in Hollywood, California, it's the Allison Rosen
0:06.8	is your new best friend, show tonight.
0:09.0	Allison welcomes her guests.
0:10.8	She's making her triumphant return to the show with less luggage and more baby.
0:14.8	It's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:16.8	He's a man the hotel industry calls a road warrior, but I just call him sugar tits.
0:21.7	It's Alan Moss.
0:23.8	His job is TV producer, but his passion is surfing.
0:26.9	Well, that in key string headsets, it's Greg Heller.
0:30.7	Chef Jeff is here to spread his jam on your bagel.
0:33.0	Hey, that's real jam, not what you're thinking.
0:35.7	Spread it all over your vagina bagel.
0:38.2	I'm her husband, Daniel, and please send help inviting you to hop on board the love bus
0:42.8	and say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.
0:47.2	Allison Rosen, Allison Rosen is your new best friend, Allison.
0:54.3	Allison, Allison, with her good times never end, Allison Rosen.
1:01.7	We be friends again, Allison Rosen, Allison is your new best friend.
1:10.2	Hello, my little curly fries.
1:11.8	It's me, Allison.
1:12.8	Welcome to another exciting Thursday episode.
1:15.7	I would like to say hello to my guests, Jenna Kim Jones.
1:18.8	Hello, and welcome back.
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