Alison's Rage, Lululemon Horseplay, An Upsetting Snackchat

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2018

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Alison is FIRED UP! You know how books burn at 451 degrees Fahrenheit, apparently? Alison's rage is burning at 452! And it has nothing to do with the event she's missing to do this recording. Also Renee used to work at a fancy yoga store and got let go for the best reasons. Plus Daniel shares some of his cult knowledge, David tells a harrowing boat story that Alison had a teeeeeeensy weeeeeeeensy bit of trouble following because of aforementioned rage and then everyone tried the Cynthia Nixon bagel abomination and the results may surprise you. Plus a round of Just Me Or Everyone!

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0:00.0	And now, live from Diamondium Studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the
0:06.2	Allison Rosen as your new best friend, show Tonight.
0:08.8	Allison, welcome to our guest.
0:10.5	He's a comedian who is known as the Crystal Gale of Comedy.
0:14.0	Not for his long luxurious hair, but because if you're enthusiastic enough at his show,
0:17.6	he'll close with a haunting rendition of, don't it make your brown eyes blue.
0:21.8	It's David Huntsberger!
0:23.8	And she's a comedian who wakes up every morning, looks at the dollar bill she keeps on
0:27.4	her fridge and says to herself,
0:28.7	I am definitely not the kind of person who would keep the dollar bill.
0:31.8	It's Renee Colbert.
0:33.2	Chef Jeff is here to spread his sheer all over your bagels and ladies.
0:36.8	I'm her husband Daniel St. Hopper, I'm both loved by St. Louis Vuitton.
0:38.9	I'll go!
0:58.8	Hello, my little dulce de laetje kisses.
1:05.5	It's me, Allison.
1:06.5	Welcome to another exciting Thursday show.
1:08.5	That Carbo hydrate was sent in on Patreon.
1:11.2	Patreon.
1:12.2	I'm conditioned to hear it.
1:17.0	Patreon.
1:18.0	That's right.
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