Alison's Overshare, Helen Hong's Hairlessness, Jackie Johnson's Manifestation
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2021
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
This one is one long overshare! Helen Hong and Jackie Johnson are here to help me get the stench of failure off myself and Tony offers to "girlcott" us. Meanwhile Helen is basically hairless and Jackie put an offer on a house but doesn't want to get her hopes up. In a first for the show, we do a manifestation. Plus those letters your realtor advises you to write when you put in an offer, tampons, cups, sex, pierced ears, various hair removal techniques, tight wedding bands and so much more including Just Me Or Everyone.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from my Salation Station in Burbank, California, it's the play a week 52 of the |
| 0:08.1 | Allison Rosen is you new best friend show tonight. |
| 0:10.8 | Allison welcomes a guest. |
| 0:12.6 | She's a comedian who recently had a beautiful zoom wedding and is now on her zoom honeymoon |
| 0:16.9 | where she gets to keep having chats with Joanne and Scooter from St. Louis who only want |
| 0:20.8 | to talk about sports in the mass singer. |
| 0:23.0 | It's Jackie Johnson and she's an actress comedian and hot vet stalker. |
| 0:27.6 | It's Helen Hong. |
| 0:28.6 | Tom Zones here to let Harry and Megan know that if they ever want to swing by he's got |
| 0:32.4 | a full bar in an Nintendo switch. |
| 0:34.6 | I'm Rosmita Daniels saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend. |
| 0:38.6 | Allison Rosen. |
| 0:40.6 | Hello my little brown sugar body scrubs welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen |
| 1:08.5 | is your new best friend that particular carbohydrate now is it a carbohydrate you're thinking it's |
| 1:13.9 | a beauty product was sent in by Katie Kisler and she said in parentheses it is technically |
| 1:20.4 | a carbohydrate it was submitted and what a perk on patreon patreon patreon dot com slash |
| 1:27.8 | Allison Rosen is where you can go to submit carbohydrates that I will then call you on air |
| 1:33.2 | and I chose it because it made me fondly recall those commercials for believe it was an |
| 1:40.5 | Australian Harry move a product called nads that you could eat and I found those commercials |
| 1:47.1 | mesmerizing and hypnotic and I never ate nads though I never even used it but I did enjoy |
| 1:53.2 | the commercials I would like to say hello to my yes Helen Hong hello welcome back hello |
| 1:59.8 | thank you for having me back and I'm I now need to go like go on to a deep rabbit hole |
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