Alison's New Intro, John Henson's Twitter Battle, Daniel's Wine Rage

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2017

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Alison might be over carboloading the intro. John Henson got into it on Twitter. Daniel hates your certainty. Jenna and Al need you to go down for a nap. Alison's song is creeping everyone out. Also, multitasking while parenting is impossible. Plus a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Cookie.

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0:00.0	Now live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the
0:05.5	Allison Rosen is your new best friend show tonight. Allison, welcome to our guest.
0:08.8	She's a comedian and adorable person factory. It's Jenna Kim Jones. He's an
0:14.2	Eagle Scout and whistling enthusiast. It's Alan Moss and he's a comedian known
0:19.5	throughout Mexico as El Homre Tonto con Normegas en la boca. It's John Ensign. Chef
0:25.9	is here to ding a ding dang is dang a long, Ling long. I'm husband Daniel
0:30.3	saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend Allison
0:33.8	Rosen.
0:55.9	Hello my little donut holes. It's me Allison. Welcome to another exciting
1:02.0	Thursday show. I would like to say hello to my guests. Hello and welcome back
1:05.3	fan favorite John Henson. Hi, how are you? I am fantastic. Hello Jenna. Hi, hi
1:11.6	Al. Hello. Hey Daniel. Hi. Hello Jeff. Hey Allison, I have to let the listeners in. It was so
1:17.5	cute when you went Danny. We're singing lullabies to Elliot right before the show. It's so
1:21.1	sweet. Open shut them. Open shut them. Give a little clap clap clap. You can't eat a big
1:29.2	go bag of dicks. Eat a big go bag of dicks. Eat a bag of dicks. Eat a bag of dicks. Eat a bag of
1:34.3	dicks. Hey. Elliot loves it. It's so sweet. Yeah. I'm starting in young letting him know how
1:41.0	the world is. Incidentally, I so we have a babysitter watching Elliot while we while we record.
1:52.2	I'm a professional sometimes but not tonight. And she just said to me, does he have any songs
2:01.0	he likes? I was like, oh, well, yes, he does. Yes, he does. And so of course I launched into
2:07.1	you my open shut them. Give a little clap clap clap. Open shut them. Open shut them. Put them in your lap,
2:17.2	lap, lap. Open shut them. Open shut them. Give a little clap. Right. And she was like, oh,
2:24.2	my God, I'm having total deja vu. Apparently there was a toy that sang this song. Oh, that's
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