Alison's Mounting, Tony's Camping Accident, Helen Hong's Lube Friends

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2020

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Helen Hong makes her long awaited return from her new (very hot) digs and reveals some personal news about a birthmark. Jordan Morris is delighted to be the subject of a suite of new drops. Tony went camping and it did not go as planned. I'm recalling fights involving surreptitious mounting. And who knows Helen Hong best? We take a quiz to find out.

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0:00.0	And now, live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the plague week 27 of the
0:06.8	Allison Rosen, his unubest friend show.
0:08.8	Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest.
0:11.2	He's a comedian and writer who doesn't want you to judge him just because he scolds
0:14.3	his cat like a beta.
0:16.3	It's Jordan Morris.
0:17.5	And she's an actress who will probably at some point become your next best friend, unless
0:21.8	your name is Gelfoil, it's Helen Hong.
0:24.8	The tone zone is here to let you all know that climate change is here and it's real
0:28.6	in his pants.
0:29.6	I'm your husband Daniel, say in hop on board, love bus and say hello to your new best friend,
0:34.2	Allison Rosen.
0:35.2	Hello, my little hippo biscuits.
1:02.4	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen, his unubest friend, that particular
1:06.3	carbohydrate was sent in by Jeffrey Chu on Patreon.
1:13.3	I love that the person who submitted the carb, his last name is Chu, as in to Chu.
1:18.8	I don't know what hippo biscuits are.
1:20.7	There was a band called Gorilla Biscuits.
1:22.5	I don't know.
1:23.5	Imagine it's either something sexual, something fecal, or actually something that they feed
1:30.2	hippos at the zoo.
1:31.6	Tony, will you Google that?
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