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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison's Mortifying Emails, Life After Late Night, Two Toilet Rich

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.66.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2022

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Josh Gondelman is here and he's still plagued by this pernicious cocaine rumor. Daniel Quantz isn't helping matters. Also joining us is Miles Kahn who used to work at The Daily Show and then Samantha Bee and not only is he the person responsible for bringing Jenna Kim Jones to the show but also he once cut my hair on air and went on a couple casual dates with me years ago. We dig into our sordid history including a reading of some emails and it's extremely mortifying. Miles comes off fine. Plus Big Al, being rich enough to have two toilets, talking yourself into going to an event only to regret the effort, intellectual property, landlords, and more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen, his

0:07.7

new best friend, Joe. Tonight, Allison, welcome to Guess. He's a writer, producer, director,

0:12.4

from such shows as The Daily Show and Full Frontal with Samantha B. It's Miles Cahn.

0:17.2

And he's a comedian whose generosity of spirit and overall positive attitude is fueled,

0:21.5

and in many ways inspired by a metric fuck ton of cocaine. It's Josh Gondelman.

0:26.4

Cahn, Cahn's on his here to show us how he preps through the show by slaughtering his entire

0:30.7

body with baby oil. And then, husband Daniel, saying hop on, bud, love bus and say hello to

0:34.4

you. Hello, my little peanut butter blossoms. Welcome to another exciting episode of

1:04.4

Allison Rosen is your new best friend. That particular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon.

1:10.1

By Danielle Fort. In case you're wondering what a peanut butter blossom is. It is one of those

1:16.1

cookies. It's like a peanut butter cookie and it has Hershey's kiss in the top. And Jenna

1:21.8

Kim Jones, former regular on the show and someone that was bequeathed to me by one of today's

1:27.8

guests will get into that makes those cookies gives them out during the holidays. That's right. And

1:34.4

yes, I am on Patreon. All sorts of fun stuff. All sorts of different reward levels. You can get bonus

1:40.0

episodes of my Patreon bonus podcast, the friend zone. It is juicy. It is gossipy. It is behind

1:46.9

the scenes. We answer your questions. Everyone that you love on the show has been a guest. And other

1:52.8

people too. No, most of the people that you love on the show and then all there's like ask me

1:57.7

anything. Nothing off limits. And even stuff you don't want to know is there too. I really know

2:04.0

how to sell it. And then there's a library can text me on text you back. You can see videos

2:09.7

of the Thursday show. In fact, right now, if people are rolling their eyes, you could be seen

2:15.2

that right now. And if you subscribe for a year, you get two months free. That's a good deal. Very

2:23.5

excited to welcome my guest to the show. Josh Gondelman. Hello. Hello. Oh my gosh. Thank you for

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