Alison's Lizard Cowbells, Daniel's Music Career, Jordan's Identity Crisis

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2017

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Daniel's a man of many alter egos. Jordan's adjusting to life now that @midnight has ended. Alison did the new mom equivalent of getting drunk and making a bunch of booty calls. Also Jordan may have been wrong about lizards. Renee and Jeff are on different sides of the shrimp chip divide. Plus the truth about billboards, an update from Jenna and #AL, the Westminster Fart Show, #SnackChat, Itunes Comment of the Week, Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Monroe.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	And now live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the
0:06.6	Allison Rosen as your new best friend, Joe.
0:08.8	Tonight, Allison welcomes your guest.
0:10.5	He's a comedian who now that at midnight is off the air, has been able to finally focus
0:14.4	on what he's most passionate about, searching the darknet for pictures of pregnant
0:18.0	trek.
0:19.0	It's Jordan Morris.
0:20.0	And she's a comedian, best known for her off Broadway performances as Bitty Bear and
0:24.8	Bitty Bear is Matt Nay, Bitty Bear's Tea Party, and Bitty Bear's slow motion tumble into
0:29.0	the screaming void.
0:30.0	It's Renee Colvert.
0:32.0	Chef Jeff is here to make a Hawaiian poo poo platter with beef, pork, and of course, fish.
0:37.4	Oh, and also a poop.
0:39.5	I'm husband Daniel St. Hoppe, I'm bored with the love bus and say hello to your new best
0:42.1	friend, Allison Rosen.
0:45.1	Hello, my little pixie sticks.
1:08.5	It's me, Allison.
1:09.5	Welcome to another exciting Thursday show.
1:12.2	So much to get to.
1:13.5	First, I would like to say hello to my guest and also wonderful burp, Daniel.
1:18.1	I disguised it under the bed of music they never would have known.
1:21.9	But I saw you like shot it straight down into your lap.
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