Alison's Jealousy, Greg's Trash Snooping, Jeff's Chonies
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 July 2016
⏱️ 113 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Alison's having crazy pregnancy dreams, Greg is looking into his neighbor's trash and Jeff has suffered an underwear massacre. Also on this episode, Daniel accidentally agrees with Alison when she refers to herself as a big gal, #AL correctly explains it was a trap and Susie Meister is filling in for Jenna who's still in Utah, high on Janae's candy sweepstakes win. Also we had some advice for a young listener currently working a job that isn't as advertised, had a heated debate about Swedish fish and Red Vines, talked about the bullshit of people who claim to be no bullshit, did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and talked about an adoptable dog named Memphis.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | And now, live from Dining Room Studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the |
| 0:07.0 | Alice in Rosen as you knew best friend show. |
| 0:09.6 | Tonight, Alice and Welcome's a guest. |
| 0:11.9 | She's a podcaster with a PhD in religious studies, which is extremely impressive. |
| 0:16.8 | It comes in super handy when she's probably when she has a super chatty Uber driver or something. |
| 0:22.1 | I don't know. |
| 0:23.1 | It's Susie Meister. |
| 0:24.8 | He's a man who recently discovered a passion for pedicures, which is I've learned from |
| 0:28.1 | watching Real Housewives has them on a path that will leave him duck-lipped in Botox. |
| 0:32.4 | But at least he'll get there with soft and supple lady feet. |
| 0:35.4 | It's hashtag out. |
| 0:37.4 | And he's a writer-producer who follows several giant bugs on Instagram, which sounds gross, |
| 0:41.4 | but mostly they just post pictures of Justin Bieber. |
| 0:44.0 | Giant bugs love Justin Bieber. |
| 0:45.6 | It's Greg Heller. |
| 0:47.1 | Chef Jeff is here to make all of the stuff with both Pementos and Mentos. |
| 0:51.0 | I'm her husband Daniel and having a pregnant wife is a constant reminder of the wonders |
| 0:54.9 | of nature. |
| 0:55.9 | And how is it possible to sleep for 12 hours a day but still managed to complain for 20? |
| 1:01.0 | Say and hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen. |
| 1:25.9 | Hello, my little mangoes. |
| 1:30.9 | It's me, Allison. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Alison Rosen, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Alison Rosen and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.