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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2018

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Alison recalls something she heard that always confused her when she was a teacher's aide at Vacation Bible School many years ago. Renee Colvert is back and she's dressed like supergirl. Danielle Radford is back and she was once hit by a bus. Not to be outdone, Jeff's been hit twice by cars. We also talk about toxic fandom, hair texture types, wearing a wig, Alison's eyebrow, Alison's windedness and a tiny bit of marital serendipity that Daniel and Alison experienced. Plus so much more including a bizarro Snack Chat (inspired by the Ortelan eating scene in Succession, don't worry we didn't eat them), dogs we're in love with and a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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0:00.0	And now, live from Diamond Room Studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the
0:06.6	Allison Rosen as your new best friend, show tonight.
0:09.0	Allison welcomes her guest.
0:10.4	She is a comedian whose new diet involves substituting your lunch fritos with just a
0:13.9	good deep snort of doggy paws.
0:16.0	It's Renee Colbert.
0:17.0	And she's a comedian who finally understands what people meant when they told her she looks
0:20.8	like an Allison guest.
0:22.4	It's Danielle Radford.
0:24.1	Chef Jeff is here to make homemade cheeses with cheddar cheese and mustard powder and
0:28.1	homemade Mountain Dew with carbonated stream water and radioactive squirrel gizz.
0:31.8	I'm her husband Daniel St. Hopper.
0:33.3	I'm bored to love bus to say hello to you.
0:34.8	I swear, Allison Rosen!
0:59.1	Hello my little pineapple ambrosia.
1:01.4	It's me Allison.
1:02.4	Welcome to another Thursday show.
1:04.0	That carbohydrate was sent in on patreon patreon.com slash at
1:08.4	I have some Rosen where you go for all sorts of fun stuff behind the scenes,
1:12.6	content, extra pictures, bonus episodes, livestream, etc.
1:17.2	By someone named Lily, no last name, just Lily.
1:20.8	Now it posed an interesting problem for me.
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