Alison's Dumb Question, Tony's Gold Record, TJBs

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2020

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Tone Zone Thaxton is BACK after his Motion City Soundtrack tour and he's got a gold record and everything. Alison has a dumb question about the record. Can you guess what it is? Joe Kwaczala is here and he's got a ladyfriend to witness his weird sleep behavior. Also we do a round of Yes Please or Oh Puhleeze involving coconut jellybeans but first must delineate the difference between jelly bellies and traditional jelly beans. Daniel says something that isn't intended for the podcast but he says it right into the mic. Also there's some beeping, some gentle ribbing and more.

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0:00.0	And now live from the pod cabin in Burbank, California, it's Thursday on the
0:06.0	Alston Rosemiss University New West Friends Show. Tonight, Alston Wilkins
0:09.1	are guests. He's a comedian in the sloppy cheese moment of Golden Gate Park.
0:13.2	It's Renee Colbert. And he's a comedian. You can catch annoying
0:17.4	drunk stockbrookers who just said at the driving range. It's Joe Quasala.
0:22.0	Tone Zone is back from touring ready to not rock your socks off.
0:26.0	I'm a husband Daniel, save hop on board the love bus to say hello to someone very relevant to your interest.
0:30.4	Alison Rosemiss.
0:33.4	Hello my little blue frosted birthday cupcakes. That particular Carbo Hydrate was sent in on Patreon by Lee
1:02.1	Bruns because he's staring at a bunch of blue cupcakes his daughter's birthday is tomorrow.
1:06.0	All sorts of fun stuff on Patreon. You can submit your car. I just posted a whole...
1:10.4	I call it a photo dump. I didn't invent the term. But I put my own classic rose and spin on it.
1:17.0	I just dumped a bunch of sketch fest photos onto Patreon. These are special photos.
1:22.0	Photos that I've... I mean, I'm not even going to tell you what they're of. That's how good they are.
1:26.8	Or that's how bad they are. I don't know. But it's one of the perks that Patreon people get.
1:31.3	Patreon.com slash Alison Rosemiss. Patreon. I would like to say hello to my guests.
1:35.3	I'm just going to start with a special rowdy welcome. I've made it rowdy.
1:40.3	Woo! Tony you're back. I'm back.
1:43.1	Yeah!
1:44.3	So nice to have you back at the dog pound.
1:51.9	That's what I call it now. Did you know that you've been...
1:56.4	It's changed. It's a lot of things have changed. I tried to listen to all of them while I was gone.
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