Alison's Door Weirdness, Jordan Morris's Hand Cramps, Butt Lizards
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2017
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
Alison and Daniel are frustrated, Jordan's hands are cramping from video games, Jeff loved his ergonomic chair, Renee GOT A DOG, Jordan explains some of the weirder corners of the internet, Al and Jenna have snakes and an unusual birthday song, Alison and Daniel put in a backup offer on a house, Alison's still trying to appear normal in her voiceover class, Jordan's fed up with NYC transplants and so much more. Plus a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Inca.
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live from Diving Room Studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the |
| 0:06.0 | Allison Rosas' new best friend show. |
| 0:07.8 | Tonight, Allison welcomes your guest. |
| 0:09.5 | He's a comedian and former writer for At Midnight. |
| 0:11.9 | We can now be found at Midnight, at the bottom of a whiskey bottle. |
| 0:14.8 | It's Jordan Morris. |
| 0:15.8 | And she's a comedian. |
| 0:17.3 | He just bought a new dog, which she did so that she wouldn't have to put guests anymore |
| 0:20.5 | on her podcast. |
| 0:21.5 | Can I pet your dog? |
| 0:22.5 | It's Renee Colbert. |
| 0:23.5 | Jeff Jeff is here to make street tacos using only the freshest asphalt. |
| 0:27.9 | My husband Daniel is saying hop on board, love bus and say hello to your new best friend, |
| 0:31.1 | Allison Rosell. |
| 0:55.7 | My little cough drops. It's me Allison. Welcome to another exciting Thursday show. I |
| 1:00.0 | Would like to say hello to my guests. Hello Renee. Hello, Allison. Hello, and welcome back Jordan Morris. It's good to be here. Hello, Daniel. Happy birthday. |
| 1:08.0 | Hi. Thank you. Hey Jeff. Hey, Allison. Well, you look like a girl with a new attitude. |
| 1:12.4 | I would like to be a person who gives fewer fucks. |
| 1:16.2 | I would like do I do I seem like there's just zero fucks being given right now? Not a fuck given |
| 1:21.9 | So you're all the way down to zero fucks. Yeah, you know why cuz I gave all my fucks. Yeah, yeah |
| 1:27.6 | Every single day I get them for other people even. Oh, that's that was nice of you |
| 1:32.4 | Isn't it though? It's very generous. I feel like that's what happens to me at an arcade and that if |
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