Alison's Chocolate Nap, Jordan's War on Eggs, Tone Zone's Xmas Quiz

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2022

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Jordan Morris is here and he's anti-egg. He claims he isn't but I know better. There are more winged creatures in my studio and Daniel's here to save the day. How are we all feeling as we barrel into Christmas? Plus I'm considering adding a robe to the pandemic uniform I'm still rocking and I experience a nap that's also a personal low. Plus iconic infomercials and important B.O. talk!

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0:00.0	And now, live from the North Pole in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen, his
0:07.7	unubest friend, Joe.
0:09.2	Tonight, Allison welcomes her Holly Jolly guest.
0:12.3	He's a writer who, through Santa's workshop, into a panic when he bought himself a
0:15.6	polo tie this year.
0:17.1	Luckily, Keith the Elf found an old box of rock candy and paper weights made of scorpions
0:21.5	and cased in resin for his stocking is Jordan Morris.
0:25.6	The tone zone is here to pour us all the tears with the story of the true meaning of Christmas.
0:30.7	I'm a husband Daniel San Jingle on board the love sleigh and say hello to your Bob
0:34.5	Kale Bay.
0:35.5	It's Allison Rosen.
0:37.5	Allison Rosen, Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
1:00.0	Hello, my little rosettes.
1:01.3	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
1:04.9	That particular carbohydrates was sent in on Patreon by Naomi McDonald.
1:11.6	And I do have to say it is beginning to turn into the notorious Becky Milner butterscotch
1:17.7	haystacks situation where Becky, who my love, contributed buttermilk haystacks buttermilk
1:26.1	butterscotch, not buttermilk haystacks.
1:28.8	That doesn't sound good.
1:29.8	Butterscotch haystacks over and over and over.
1:32.5	I didn't select it because there's so many great options and then other people picked
1:37.2	it up and I'm just seeing like the rosettes thing is beginning to snowball so I said
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