Alison's Bathtub Problem, Wendy's New Mattress Company, John Henson's Matinee Sex

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2017

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Alison had a biohazard situation in the bathtub. Wendy Molyneux is back with a genius idea for a company. John Henson has returned from an epic working summer. Both Wendy and John share embarrassing stories of young performances. Alison has questions about real estate. Plus a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Gatsby.

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0:00.0	And now, live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the
0:06.0	Allison Rosen, his new best friend, Joe.
0:08.0	Tonight, Allison, welcome to Guess.
0:10.2	He's a comedian and host of I witness a new game show that tests the contestant's ability
0:13.9	to pay attention to detail and the viewer's ability to pay attention.
0:17.8	It's John Henson.
0:18.8	And she's a TV comedy writer who broke into the business despite not thinking fart jokes
0:23.2	are funny.
0:24.2	Now when it comes to fart, she leans in.
0:26.6	It's Wendy Molo.
0:27.6	Jeff Jeff is here to make authentic Pennsylvania Scrapple with extra pig tape.
0:32.2	I'm her husband Daniel, saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend,
0:35.6	Allison Rosen.
0:36.6	Hello, my little donut holes.
1:01.6	It's me, Allison.
1:02.6	Welcome to another exciting episode.
1:04.8	I'm so excited to be here and have a little bit of exciting news for you when you're
1:20.8	ready.
1:21.8	I can't wait.
1:22.8	I love exciting news.
1:23.8	It's my favorite kind of news.
1:25.8	Unlike the actual news.
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