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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison's Baby Statue, Jeff's Kismet and Swedish Fish Oreos

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.66.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2016

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Daniel's dream cheating again so Alison comes up with an ingenious way to stop it. Plus Jeff reads from his journal, we discuss whether cats really like lasagna or if Garfield is an outlier, Alison tells the story of the time she crashed a brand new car into another brand new car at a dealership and we offer some advice to a listener who works with mean girls. Plus #SnackChat with Swedish Fish Oreos and a round of Just Me Or Everyone. (Back next week with another adoptable dog!)

Transcript

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Now live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the

0:06.0

Allison Rosen, his new best friend, Joe. Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest.

0:10.0

She's an independent woman who gave us the good news that she wants to keep doing this.

0:15.0

It's Jenna Kim Jones. He's a man who possesses a quirky

0:19.0

knowledge of a variety of things. It's hashtag out.

0:23.0

And he's a writer-producer who is off-putting to some, but possesses strong

0:27.0

principles, which makes him off-putting to others as well.

0:30.0

It's Greg Heller. Chef Jeff is here to show you how to make your cornbread extra

0:34.0

corny. I'm your husband Daniel, say and hop on board the love bus and say hello

0:38.0

to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.

0:57.0

Hello, my little Snickerdoodles. It's me Allison. Welcome to another exciting

1:08.0

episode. I would like to say hello to my guests. Hello, Greg Heller.

1:11.0

Hi, Allison. Hi, Jenna. Hey, hey, Ow. Hello.

1:14.0

Hi, Daniel. Hi. Hi, Jeff. Hi, Allison. I like your jacket. Did you have a fun time

1:19.0

getting fitted? How are you doing with the girls? Do you need me to fit you for a new

1:22.0

bra? I hire the girls. So tired of my breasts being called the girls at any sort

1:30.0

of maternity store. Like the ladies? Yes. I like Ernie and Bert.

1:35.0

I think that was a joke I used in college. I don't remember the circumstances,

1:42.0

but it's also possible. No, as I said it, I'm like am I stealing someone else's

1:46.0

joke? Has someone else named their ladies Ernie and Bert? But I really think that was my

1:50.0

own. Not important. Moving on. I don't I'm not going to Google Ernie and Bert

1:55.0

Tits. Because that's getting me on some list. I'm almost positive. I'm almost positive

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