Alison's Baby Shower, Everyone's Divorcing, Uber Horror Stories

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2016

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Alison's baby shower leads to a small identity crisis, Al's telling us the holidays are a popular time for breakups and Jordan Morris's maternal grandfather was named Pinuel Gatewood. Plus divorce stories, Thurl Ravenscroft, a discussion of Uber vs. Lyft, French fry bars, fro-yo, gag gifts, elf sexuality, What Does #Al Know?, a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Sanford.

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0:00.0	And now, live from Diamond Room Studios in Hollywood, California, it's Christmas on the
0:05.3	Allison Rosen is your new best friend, Joe.
0:07.3	Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest.
0:09.2	She's a comedian who loves Christmas so much.
0:10.9	She doesn't even wait for the snow to start falling before calling you who to her confused
0:14.6	neighbors.
0:15.6	It's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:16.6	He's a man who tries to keep in mind that Christmas is really about the birth of Jesus and not
0:21.0	as it's been celebrated by many.
0:22.7	A night to huddle indoors, fearing Odin's wrath as he passes over ahead on his flying
0:26.5	horse passing judgment.
0:27.9	It's Alan Moss.
0:29.7	And he's a comedian whose new Christmas Eve tradition is to just stay home with a
0:33.5	cozy fire while dodging porn bots and vocalizing his poops to the tune of Little Drummer Boy.
0:38.8	It's Jordan Morris.
0:40.4	Chef Jeff is here to roast your chestnuts on an open fire, but only if you're into that
0:43.8	sort of thing.
0:44.8	I'm a husband Daniel and I regret to inform you all that once again for the 2016 consecutive
0:49.6	year, it looks like we lost the war on Christmas saying hop on board the love bus and say hello
0:54.4	to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.
0:57.0	Allison Rosen, Allison Rosen, you best friend Allison, Allison, Allison, we've got a good
1:07.0	time to go ahead.
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