Alison Haislip - Bottom Feeders
Dumb People Town
All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk
4.8 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2019
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Alison Haislip joins the show this week!
In Story 1, a man slips down a grease vent at a Chinese restaurant.
Story 2 is the tale of a Florida wedding reception that results in a stabbing, a balcony fall, and more.
Story 3 brings us edible butthole chocolates.
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| 0:00.0 | DANDING RANDING JAPE WITH SHARE, TELLS A GOAT SO UNOVER, THEY LACKED, RACING SOMETIMES, SHOOTS THE LIKEBEAT CHOOSE, WILL MAKE THE NEW, RAKING DOWN EACH EFFIC FAIL AND FALL OUT, THERE'S HAPPER IS FAIL, I'M CAPIET TO SAY THAN! |
| 0:17.5 | LOOON AND MAKE THIS, DON'T GO! |
| 0:20.5 | LISTEN TO OUR POTNASTIC RANDOM WITH COHOST, HARM AND DANDOM AND FIRST, DON'T BE AGER, DON'T MUST WENT THE NEWS AND CROSS THE FUNNY HITS, WE ARE GONE TO TAKE YOU DOWN! |
| 0:32.0 | STICK AROUND, MAKE A SOUTH, UNDERDOWN, YOU STOPS PEOPLE TOWN! |
| 0:36.4 | Hey Townies, welcome to another episode of DUMM PEOPLE, TOWN! |
| 0:41.1 | Population New. |
| 0:42.1 | Population, Hazelp! |
| 0:43.1 | How are you? |
| 0:44.1 | I'm great! |
| 0:45.1 | Thank you so much! |
| 0:46.1 | You guys have that intro like really off-salt? |
| 0:48.1 | We do it live, Alson Hazelp. |
| 0:50.4 | We do, uh, it is great to hear the audience shout it back to us like we're doing some really |
| 0:55.1 | dumb, really fortunate. |
| 0:56.1 | That makes sense. |
| 0:57.1 | We'll, uh, fortune! |
| 0:58.1 | DUMM PEOPLE TOWN! |
| 0:59.1 | I love it so much. |
| 1:00.1 | So, we've sort of done that and I guess in a weird way. |
| 1:03.6 | It's almost like when you are a comedian and you're standing on stage and you're like, |
| 1:08.2 | so I recently got married and everyone's like, yeah! |
| 1:11.2 | So we've basically created my sister. |
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