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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Attends Preschool, Jackie Johnson is Reborn, Party Flaking Etiquette

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.56.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2019

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

If you can't make it to someone's event should you let them know beforehand or is it better to just explain after the fact? The table is divided! Jackie Johnson joins us to discuss NEW Jackie and why swimming with sharks was a terrible idea. Plus a LOT of #GalChat and a new nickname for Tony which I hope sticks but I bet he doesn't. And more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from the pod shed in Burbank, California, it's Thursday on the

0:06.5

Alston Rosen's Unibest Friend Show. Tonight, Alston welcomes a guest. She's a

0:10.8

comedian pod cast host and t-shirt girl at work. It's Renee Culver and she's a

0:16.4

comedian and host of the match butte pod past. It's Jackie Johnson.

0:21.7

Giggle Mug Tony is here to let Jamie Far know that he got home okay. I'm her husband

0:26.1

Daniel St. Hopper and board love us. They love you best friend. Alston Rosen.

0:51.6

I love my little pasta flora. It's me, Alston. Welcome to another exciting Thursday

0:55.9

show. That particular Carbo carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon by Alan White and

1:02.3

it is an Argentine dessert. It is like an elaborate jam cookie and yes I did

1:07.2

stumble over the word Carbo Hydrate. It has been a very long day. I'm currently

1:11.8

attending preschool with Elliott which is very intense. It's like I am back in

1:20.6

school but I'm also worried about him. It's just it's a surprisingly bringing up

1:26.4

so many high school things. I had to sit down at a table of mothers. It was a

1:29.9

tiny table with tiny chairs and there was one tiny chair between each of the

1:35.9

mothers and then my sitting down was going to throw it all off and I sat down at

1:39.8

the table and at the table it had too much room and then I felt like I was too

1:43.7

far away from everyone. So then I moved to the other end where I actually know

1:46.8

the other the mothers that that end better but then I was sitting really close to

1:50.8

them like almost in their lap and that made me very uncomfortable. So then I

1:53.7

just looked at my phone and like pretended I was deep in thought and then I

1:57.8

thought they're gonna be like what's with what's with her? Why is she so

2:01.6

morose or why is she a bitch? Which is how I went how I've gone through a lot of

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