Aliens Aren't Just Boys (with Sabrina Jalees)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Sabrina Jalees joins Caleb and Shelby and to build her Golden Record. The theme? Use it to create a Sabrina Jalees space colony/megachurch. Sabrina's Artifacts One of her frozen embryos (biological sample) Tushy bidet (tool) Her dad's curried shrimp crepes recipe (document) Her son's DNA (biological sample) A flip book of all her headshots (image) Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who I encounter this voyager.
0:27.6	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:31.5	Goodjourjournal.
0:32.6	Hello.
0:33.3	Hello.
0:34.4	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.5	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.3	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:57.7	Wow.
0:59.3	Well, wow, wow, wow, wow.
1:03.4	Here we are for another episode of Keeping Records.
1:07.3	How are you?
1:08.2	Oh, good.
1:09.4	Trying to build stuff for my bathroom, having a bad time.
1:14.3	And you're going to make me help with it later, probably.
1:16.7	Well, there's something that's too heavy for these women arms to carry.
1:21.1	Well, I have really bad news about my arms.
1:23.7	You constantly flex to ask me to touch your muscles.
1:28.2	To be fair, I do that to everybody.
1:30.2	Right.
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