Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Destractable!

This week, it's an out-of-this-world experience.

We no-wade rejects soundproofing and wants to discuss sanitorial probing, a no-no.

Skeptical mark discloses the true and terrible origin of octopuses and their ilk.

God mode-barl stands for your entertainment that misses his butt cheeks being cupped.

From horny comments to scenic Cincinnati.

Yes, it's time for aliens of manners.

Plot two.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Destractable.

I'm today's host because I am the weener winner.

Wait a minute, you heard it here first.

Yeah, I heard it as patented.

I think that's how patents work.

Patented.

Can we edit for I take it this off and it's not everyone.

Anyway, as you can tell, I'm joined as always by my co-host, Mark and Bob.

Hey!

Hey.

I'm standing up.

Can you wait for a lot of this?

Bob's doing the Destractable challenge where every time we film,

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