Alien Radio and Rat Drivers

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

News, Science, Society & Culture, Culture, Comedy, Internet, Pop, Games, Gadgets

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Astronomers behind the most extensive search yet for alien life are investigating an intriguing radio wave emission that appears to have come from the direction of Proxima Centauri, the nearest star to the sun. Anthony and Jeff start celebrating prematurely. Then, why would anyone teach a rat to drive a car. How? With what? The answers to all of the questions is science. Jeff and Anthony sort it out for you.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	The true present is knowing that Garfield will live his nine lives and will live them well.
0:19.0	This is We Have Concerns!
0:21.0	Hi Jeff Goodonna!
0:24.0	Hi, I'm Nick Arboni.
0:25.0	Hello, concerned citizens.
0:28.0	It's a big one Jeff.
0:31.0	It's a big week.
0:32.0	It's a very big week.
0:34.0	I'm excited.
0:35.0	Jeff.
0:38.0	We got a radio signal, and it's from space.
0:44.0	These aliens?
0:46.0	Buddy, I think these aliens.
0:49.0	Broom, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
0:52.0	Welcome to the first contact future.
0:54.0	We did it, we made contact, we...
0:56.0	am I packing my bags? Are they taking us? Are they beaming us up? What's happening?
1:00.0	I hope so. I think they have a vaccine and I think they can distribute it better than we can.
1:07.4	Even though there are millions of light years away. Are you telling me that 2020 has one last
1:12.6	surprise in store for us and that we ain't alone? Is the surprise?
1:17.4	Well, let me tell you what's going on. Now, you know that I'm going to go ahead and say that
1:25.2	this is aliens because that's what I do. Yeah. That's what I do. My guy. Now, when, you know what I'm saying?
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.