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Hysteria 51

ForthHand Media

Conspiracy, History, Supernatural, Aliens, True Crime, Paranormal, Comedy, Science

4.4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2018

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Fact: If you're reading this there's an 89% chance you've been abducted by aliens (note: not a fact). As such, it's important to know your who abducted you (the CIA will ask). Was it a Tall Grey that scooped you up, or were you lucky enough to be absconded by a Blue Avian? Hysteria 51 is here to help. Tune in this week as we give you the David Attenborough treatment of ALIEN RACES! Plus, what's the best fictional alien in pop culture? (hint: it isn't Mark Zuckerberg) Were the Borg progressives? (hint: duh) And, we create our own Alien Races that are sure to be spotted on 15 websites by the end of the show. (hint: they'll have an Angelfire domain) All of that and more on the podcast that loves all of the alien races equally. Except whatever E.T. is – that little dude was up to something – Hysteria 51.

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0:00.0	The following is the fourth hand production.
0:03.0	Look, up in the sky!
0:05.0	It's a bird!
0:06.0	It's a plane!
0:08.0	It's an ocean.
0:10.0	That's definitely a blue amian.
0:11.0	No, you're's a gray!
0:13.0	You dumb bastards, it's a dramatin.
0:18.0	Silly meat sacks, you need to learn one alien from another.
0:21.0	Luckily, we are here to teach you. This week we break out our
0:24.9	Intergalactic Audubon Society membership cards as we talk alien races on Hysteria 51.
0:29.8	They say, I'm disturbed.
0:31.8	From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread.
0:34.8	I think we're getting into a weird area here.
0:38.0	We use tell me school who are not crazy.
0:40.8	They're hysteria.
0:42.4	You can't handle the truth. This is hysteria. This is hysteria. This is hysteria 51.
0:48.0	The truth is out there.
0:52.0	But you won't find it here.
0:55.0	They're coming for you.
0:57.0	Look, there comes one of them now.
0:59.0	Welcome in Hysteria Nation to the podcast that loves all of the alien races equally.
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