Alien Hearing Fake, Yeonmi Park Lying, & Spence vs Crawford Saved Boxing

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

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4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2023

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

WHATS GOOD PEOPLE, its tuesday so we gotta get into it. Are aliens confirmed? Is Yeonmi embellishing her story? Is boxing officially saved? INDULGE! 00:00 Aliens only gonna visit the best 04:08 Aliens created the BBL 08:02 How can you question Yeonmi Park??? 11:18 Let’s start a Refugee Think Tank 16:28 Sam Smith copied Andrew’s sharp swag 19:00 Mark is a bit of a singer 24:30 Alien believers never seen one + Chinese drones 27:00 Aliens mated with us all 33:19 Grusch is a patsy + Crash landing + British royalty are all German 36:31 RFK Jr joins us in the studio 41:37 Obama’s Chef + Southerners mispronounce everything 49:34 How’d you take out someone? Chef taste tested Obama’s food 57:31 SPORTS PODCAST: Incredible weekend for fights 01:01:00 UFC delivers constant, engaging fights 01:03:31 Casual White fans shifted to UFC 01:05:02 Bud Crawford’s balance is ELITE 01:10:51 Eminem co-sign is rare 01:12:25 Incredible UFC Card - Poirier’s Louisiana Shell 01:15:26 Poatan’s wrestling defense was impressive 01:26:08 Mbappe Saudi deal + Feelings No Facts Champs League 01:38:08 Flagrant pulling up to KSI v Tommy Fury 01:40:02 Jake Paul v AlexxMedia incoming 01:42:40 Mark would go to Saudi 01:45:05 Ariana Grande = Wicked Witch + Mark HATING 01:54:19 Straight guy in Ballet + Theater is cleaning up 01:57:38 Manspreading + Alpha male + Do your thang, boy 02:00:39 Cardi B temporary insanity + positive feedback for throwing stuff 02:03:55 Drake’s show production is INCREDIBLE + rap along 02:09:45 Alexx at Beyonce’s show + we’re all Swifties

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0:00.0	What's up everybody, especially those of you outside of the United States of America criticizing our UFO trials, I see a lot of memes being posted by you.
0:10.6	Wait, are people talking shit? Yeah, they're talking shit. Oh, look at all the UFO sightings in the last hundred years. They're all in America.
0:17.7	Why would they go to you?
0:19.9	That's a great point.
0:20.9	What reason do they have to go to you?
0:23.2	Oh, fish and chips maybe?
0:24.5	Oh, that must be fun.
0:25.9	I really doubt it.
0:26.7	What's the changing of the guard?
0:27.9	Oh, do they think they like cricket?
0:29.1	It's a way to do it.
0:30.4	I'll go look at the shit that we built in Greece thousands of years ago.
0:34.7	Y'all even built that the aliens came down and helped you and now look what you did.
0:38.1	Fucked it all up.
0:39.1	They are here with the new generation.
0:41.1	Yep.
0:41.6	That's why they're fucking with us.
0:43.1	I'm tired of these jealous pieces of shit.
0:45.4	Yeah, they're also the same fucking meme.
0:47.1	You'll think of aliens Egypt.
0:48.8	That's basically the Empire of the time.
0:50.1	Exactly.
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