In January of 2017, a UK resident and self-proclaimed QFologist, known as John Mooner, claimed

to have discovered an extraordinary image captured by Google satellites, an image that depicts

his own heroine encounter with an alien abduction. Mooner, who has face skepticism in the past,

explained that the image revealed a green glow emanating from the alien ship as it tried

to be mem aboard. Also, the images captured by satellite purportedly showed his desperate

struggle fighting back against the extraterrestrial intruder with punches to the face.

While often alien abductions are events characterized by the overwhelming feeling of helplessness

by some, others have claimed to have given themselves a fighting chance against some of

these interstellar invaders. This case filed, joined the theorists as they jump in the ring

and take on alien aggressors from parts unknown in... alien fistfights.

Welcome to alien theorist theorizing case file 278, when good encounters go bad.

When aliens attack, or when we attack, he'd be pretty goofy if he did, I feel like he'd

be like, there's another people attack. Look at that. Alien street beefs. That's good

one too. Square up and settle it like men or aliens or both. It's a funny thing because

it's like of all the encounters, we all talk a big game. They're not taking me, but you

don't hear of a lot of stories of people just being like, all right, welcome to Earth

and just throwing down with extraterrestrials. No, you don't hear it not often.

Like a lot of, it's disproportionate amount of sexy time. You're more likely to get a sexy

experience than a fist fight, fisted cops with aliens. Yeah, you're probably true. I think

of those, yeah, I think of the one that we'd done probably only... Yeah, one until I can

think of it as one ATT confidentiality did. I would start a, there was Stardust Ranch.

Oh, Sam Rodriguez. Yeah, Stardust Ranch, he was, he had a fucking Hanzo

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